3. Your Personal Bodyguard
I am not the personal bodyguard that you think you need to protect you from your sibling. [wp_ad_camp_2]It is not my fault that you threw a toy at your sibling and now she has a handful of your hair. I am not paid to break up fights between you. I can not rescue you when you are in the third row and I am in the front operating the van. No this is not what the purpose of riding in a car is, it is to get from point A to point B, not seeing whether or not you can perform a choke hold on someone while buckled into your carseat.
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